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I mean... our name is Tastes Like Chicken Vodka! Need we say more?


Our American corn blend creates a buttery sweetness & smoothness that is unmatched. Oh, and it’s Gluten Free for you healthy folks.


Like a slow-cooked brisket that falls apart at the first bite, our vodka is “cooked” to perfection. Our copper kettle paired with our slow distillation process makes cleaner & better tasting vodka every time.

& No B.S...Vodka doesn’t need to be 5x, 6x, or 10x distilled. Our vodka is so clean after copper distillation we don’t need to filter it.

TLC Vodka is a high quality, affordable vodka. Why is it so inexpensive? Because we’re not greedy & we believe everyone deserves to try America’s best vodka.


TLC Vodka was named with tongue-in-cheek sarcasm. That’s why TLC stands for Tastes Like Chicken. And no, our vodka does not taste like chicken!


We got tired of people telling us “all vodka is the same”. Because all vodka does NOT taste the same. In fact, there are many reasons why TLC Vodka is better than others.


Moral of the story is, if all vodka tastes the same, then everything might as well taste like chicken! When you’re ready to go against the grain feel free to look at why TLC Vodka really is all it’s cracked up to be...

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Now Shipping to 41 States!*

Unfortunately, we cannot ship to Alaska, Hawaii, Alabama, Mississippi, Utah, Idaho, Michigan, Texas, and Oklahoma.

These products are available as a pre-sale only and will not be shipped right away. The actual shipping dates may be 2-4 weeks after your purchase. All customers with a pre-sale purchase will be notified via email when the package has been shipped with a tracking number.  We will not accept order cancellations due to the duration of time between order and product shipping.

80 Proof

40% ABV



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